For the 51-hour period beginning 9:50 PM PST on yesterday the 24th and ending at the market close on tomorrow the 26th, Forecast Monkey said SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares). See the last post for the actual prediction.
This prediction was reached by giving the Forecast Monkey seizure-inducing pharmaceuticals, and observing the bite marks he left on his tongue.
Statistics will not be updated until Monday's post. There is a good chance I won't be able to post tomorrow. If not, the Forecast Monkey's prediction will be to BUY LONG at market close.
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.