For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today's prediction was reached by comparing the lengths of several tapeworms harvested from the Forecast Monkey's bowels.
Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:
Average success rate: 67%
Total return: +15%
10-day return: -2.2% (Avg: +5.9%)
5-day return: -3.2% (Avg: +3.6%)
1-day return: +1.46% (Avg: +0.83%)
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.