Wednesday, January 21, 2009

SELL SHORT at 1/21/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by telling the Forecast Monkey scary stories about people who eat monkey brains and recording the vibration frequencies of his trembling.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

20 wins out of 27 attempts = 74% success rate

Timespan Return Average

Total 46% N/A

2009 YTD 18.3% N/A

20 days 25.0% 16.0%

10 days 27.2% 6.9%

5 days 19.8% 5.0%

1 day 10.49% 1.48%

As you can see, yesterday was the biggest gain ever for the Forecast Monkey's performance. Don't expect to see that again any time soon!

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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