STAY SHORT at 2/9/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by feeling the shape of the Forecast Monkey's skull and looking for patterns in the bumps and hollows we found.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	26 wins out of 40 attempts = 65% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	45%	N/A
	2009 YTD	17.8%	N/A
	20 days	19.0%	25.2%
	10 days	-12.1%	11.1%
	5 days	-4.3%	5.3%
	1 day	-5.49%	1.02%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.