SELL SHORT at 3/3/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by pulling one of the Forecast Monkey's few remaining teeth, and weighing it.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	30 wins out of 55 attempts = 55% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	18%	N/A
	2009 YTD	-4.9%	N/A
	20 days	-22.7%	14.7%
	10 days	-25.7%	5.0%
	5 days	-7.8%	2.7%
	1 day	-9.26%	0.39%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.