For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).
Today's prediction was reached by analyzing the recorded chatter-frequency of the Forecast Monkey's teeth after shaving off all of his hair and tying him up outside.
Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through yesterday's close:
Average success rate: 69%
Total return: +19%
1 week return: -2.5%
Monday 12/29 return: -0.70%
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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