For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).
Today's prediction was reached by starving the Forecast Monkey for three days, then giving him a banana, then snatching it away right before his first bite, and then measuring the volume of his bitter tears.
Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:
Average success rate: 70%
Total return: +22%
10-day return: +2.8% (Avg: +4.6%)
5-day return: +6.2% (Avg: +4.1%)
1-day return: +0.33% (Avg: +0.92%)
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.