SELL SHORT at 1/13/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by looming menacingly over the Forecast Monkey until he wet himself in terror, then carefully measuring how far the stream of liquid traveled from where he was curled up in the corner, trembling like a weak little baby.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:
Average success rate: 68%
Total return: +22%
10-day return: +1.7% (Avg: +4.8%)
5-day return: +7.4% (Avg: +4.0%)
1-day return: -4.59% (Avg: +0.95%)

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.