Friday, January 23, 2009

SELL SHORT at 1/23/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by observing the patterns created after dipping the Forecast Monkey in molasses and then letting him run loose on the clean, white carpet in my grandma's living room.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

22 wins out of 29 attempts = 76% success rate

Timespan Return Average

Total 64% N/A

2009 YTD 32.7% N/A

20 days 34.6% 19.8%

10 days 35.0% 9.9%

5 days 26.0% 6.9%

1 day 3.04% 1.79%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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