SELL SHORT at 1/23/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by observing the patterns created after dipping the Forecast Monkey in molasses and then letting him run loose on the clean, white carpet in my grandma's living room.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	22 wins out of 29 attempts = 76% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	64%	N/A
	2009 YTD	32.7%	N/A
	20 days	34.6%	19.8%
	10 days	35.0%	9.9%
	5 days	26.0%	6.9%
	1 day	3.04%	1.79%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.