Today's prediction was reached by analyzing the audio recordings we made after giving the Forecast Monkey a drug cocktail that causes a fit of uncontrollable rage when he sees any source of light, and then hiding him in grandma's underwear drawer.
Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:
|23 wins out of 30 attempts = 77% success rate|
I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.