STAY SHORT at 1/26/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by analyzing the audio recordings we made after giving the Forecast Monkey a drug cocktail that causes a fit of uncontrollable rage when he sees any source of light, and then hiding him in grandma's underwear drawer.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	23 wins out of 30 attempts = 77% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	66%	N/A
	2009 YTD	34.0%	N/A
	20 days	38.6%	21.5%
	10 days	35.5%	11.1%
	5 days	26.9%	7.7%
	1 day	1.01%	1.76%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.