Monday, January 26, 2009

STAY SHORT at 1/26/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by analyzing the audio recordings we made after giving the Forecast Monkey a drug cocktail that causes a fit of uncontrollable rage when he sees any source of light, and then hiding him in grandma's underwear drawer.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

23 wins out of 30 attempts = 77% success rate

Timespan Return Average

Total 66% N/A

2009 YTD 34.0% N/A

20 days 38.6% 21.5%

10 days 35.5% 11.1%

5 days 26.9% 7.7%

1 day 1.01% 1.76%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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