STAY SHORT at 1/27/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by exposing the Forecast Monkey to radiation and analyzing his luminescence once he started glowing.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	23 wins out of 31 attempts = 74% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	64%	N/A
	2009 YTD	32.5%	N/A
	20 days	35.4%	22.7%
	10 days	28.4%	11.9%
	5 days	23.7%	8.3%
	1 day	-1.13%	1.67%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.