STAY SHORT at 1/28/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by giving the Forecast Monkey caffeine pills and measuring his pupil dilation.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	23 wins out of 32 attempts = 72% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	60%	N/A
	2009 YTD	29.6%	N/A
	20 days	33.9%	23.6%
	10 days	31.7%	12.7%
	5 days	9.6%	8.3%
	1 day	-2.16%	1.55%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.