BUY LONG at 1/29/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by rubbing ten pieces of bubble gum into the Forecast Monkey's hair and carefully measuring the time it took him to get rid of it all.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	23 wins out of 33 attempts = 70% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	49%	N/A
	2009 YTD	20.9%	N/A
	20 days	25.8%	23.7%
	10 days	22.4%	13.1%
	5 days	-6.1%	7.8%
	1 day	-6.72%	1.30%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.