STAY LONG at 1/30/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by giving the Forecast Monkey amphetamine pills (speed) , and measuring how long he stayed awake.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	24 wins out of 34 attempts = 71% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	59%	N/A
	2009 YTD	28.9%	N/A
	20 days	28.9%	24.1%
	10 days	22.4%	13.5%
	5 days	-2.8%	7.4%
	1 day	6.60%	1.46%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.