SELL SHORT at 2/2/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by teaching the Forecast Monkey to tap dance and measuring the value of his collected tips after 24 straight hours of dancing on a street corner.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

24 wins out of 35 attempts = 69% success rate
Timespan	Return	Average
Total	52%	N/A
2009 YTD	23.1%	N/A
20 days	26.9%	24.2%
10 days	16.5%	13.6%
5 days	-8.1%	6.9%
1 day	-4.50%	1.29%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.