BUY LONG at 2/4/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by pumping the Forecast Monkey full of estrogen and measuring the volume of his resulting lactation.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

24 wins out of 37 attempts = 65% success rate
Timespan	Return	Average
Total	47%	N/A
2009 YTD	19.1%	N/A
20 days	29.9%	25.2%
10 days	0.6%	13.2%
5 days	-8.2%	6.1%
1 day	-3.13%	1.13%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.