SELL SHORT at 2/5/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by measuring the amount of blood-weight the Forecast Monkey lost after an hour-long "flea bath" (bath in a tub full of live fleas).

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	25 wins out of 38 attempts = 66% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	49%	N/A
	2009 YTD	20.7%	N/A
	20 days	29.7%	25.4%
	10 days	-6.3%	12.5%
	5 days	-0.2%	5.9%
	1 day	1.33%	1.13%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.