SELL SHORT at 2/11/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by having the Forecast Monkey swallow Diet Coke and Mentos and measuring how far the resulting explosion of soda spray flew.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	27 wins out of 42 attempts = 64% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	59%	N/A
	2009 YTD	28.9%	N/A
	20 days	31.0%	24.9%
	10 days	-0.6%	10.1%
	5 days	8.3%	5.2%
	1 day	9.83%	1.20%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.