BUY LONG at 2/12/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by observing the Forecast Monkey's behavior changes after he was forced to eat a diet consisting of nothing but KFC chicken for a week.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	28 wins out of 43 attempts = 65% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	62%	N/A
	2009 YTD	31.1%	N/A
	20 days	32.8%	25.3%
	10 days	8.4%	10.1%
	5 days	8.7%	5.2%
	1 day	1.71%	1.21%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.