STAY LONG at 2/13/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by putting the Forecast Monkey in a sensory deprivation chamber and measuring the length of time before he started having hallucinations.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	28 wins out of 44 attempts = 64% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	61%	N/A
	2009 YTD	30.6%	N/A
	20 days	24.0%	25.2%
	10 days	1.3%	9.8%
	5 days	4.8%	5.2%
	1 day	-0.39%	1.17%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.