SELL SHORT at 2/24/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by recording how much weight the Forecast Monkey lost after Grandma used her taser on him.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	28 wins out of 50 attempts = 56% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	28%	N/A
	2009 YTD	3.2%	N/A
	20 days	-23.0%	19.6%
	10 days	-12.3%	7.6%
	5 days	-19.4%	3.5%
	1 day	-6.97%	0.58%

The last few days have been a series of brutal losses, but it appears that today will be a big win for the Forecast Monkey.

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.