STAY LONG at 2/23/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by observing the Forecast Monkey's color changes after feeding him some white powder that came in an envelope with a fan letter from a trader that lost his shirt following these predictions.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	28 wins out of 49 attempts = 57% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	37%	N/A
	2009 YTD	11.0%	N/A
	20 days	-16.4%	21.0%
	10 days	-10.9%	8.1%
	5 days	-15.0%	4.0%
	1 day	-2.23%	0.73%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.