STAY LONG at 2/26/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by forcing the Forecast Monkey to perform degrading acts for an immature variety show, and measuring the resulting drop in his self-esteem.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	30 wins out of 52 attempts = 58% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	40%	N/A
	2009 YTD	13.6%	N/A
	20 days	-12.4%	17.5%
	10 days	-11.9%	6.8%
	5 days	-2.2%	3.2%
	1 day	2.08%	0.75%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.