STAY LONG at 2/27/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by using the Forecast Monkey's body cavities for drug smuggling, then weighing the piles of cash that we got for our efforts.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	30 wins out of 53 attempts = 57% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	36%	N/A
	2009 YTD	10.0%	N/A
	20 days	-9.0%	16.7%
	10 days	-16.1%	6.3%
	5 days	-3.1%	3.1%
	1 day	-3.14%	0.67%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.