STAY SHORT at 01/02/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by giving the forecast monkey an Xbox 360 controller and counting the number of times he pressed / ate / poo'ed on each button.

I hope nobody was fool enough to trade these predictions, because you'd have been hammered the last few days... Silly faceheads.

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.