SELL SHORT at 12/30/2008 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by analyzing the recorded chatter-frequency of the Forecast Monkey's teeth after shaving off all of his hair and tying him up outside.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through yesterday's close:
Average success rate: 69%
Total return: +19%
1 week return: -2.5%
Monday 12/29 return: -0.70%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.