SELL SHORT at 1/6/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by getting the Forecast Monkey drunk and giving him a telephone, then recording the ire of the victims of his random prank calls.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through Friday's close:
Average success rate: 65%
Total return: +13%
10-day return: -3.2%
5-day return: -5.3%
Monday 01/05/2009 return: +0.87%
Average daily return: +0.79%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.