BUY LONG at 12/22/2008 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by observing the splatter-marks of the Forecast Monkey's tears as I forced him to pull my car through the snow this morning.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through yesterday's close:
Average success rate: 88%
Total return: +18%
1 week return: +7%
Yesterday's return: +0.46%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.