BUY LONG at 2/25/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by recording how much weight Grandma lost after the Forecast Monkey stole her taser and used it on her.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	29 wins out of 51 attempts = 57% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	37%	N/A
	2009 YTD	11.2%	N/A
	20 days	-16.0%	18.5%
	10 days	-5.2%	7.3%
	5 days	-4.4%	3.3%
	1 day	7.76%	0.72%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

STAY SHORT at 1/26/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says SELL the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabear fund or SDS shares).

Today's prediction was reached by analyzing the audio recordings we made after giving the Forecast Monkey a drug cocktail that causes a fit of uncontrollable rage when he sees any source of light, and then hiding him in grandma's underwear drawer.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	23 wins out of 30 attempts = 77% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	66%	N/A
	2009 YTD	34.0%	N/A
	20 days	38.6%	21.5%
	10 days	35.5%	11.1%
	5 days	26.9%	7.7%
	1 day	1.01%	1.76%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.