BUY LONG at 1/9/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by giving the Forecast Monkey a handgun and measuring how high he jumped when he finally figured out how to pull the trigger.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:
Average success rate: 68%
Total return: +22%
10-day return: +2.3% (Avg: +5.0%)
5-day return: +2.0% (Avg: +3.2%)
1-day return: +0.66% (Avg: +1.06%)

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.