STAY LONG at 2/19/2009 close

For the 24-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Continue to hold Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by carefully measuring how high the Forecast Monkey jumped when startled by firecrackers under his bed.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:

	28 wins out of 47 attempts = 60% success rate
	Timespan	Return	Average
	Total	43%	N/A
	2009 YTD	16.1%	N/A
	20 days	-1.9%	23.5%
	10 days	-2.5%	8.9%
	5 days	-9.9%	4.8%
	1 day	-0.24%	0.86%

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

BUY LONG at 1/9/2009 close

For the 72-hour period beginning 12:50 PM PST, Forecast Monkey says BUY the S&P500 (Sell any other holdings and buy Ultrabull fund or SSO shares).

Today's prediction was reached by giving the Forecast Monkey a handgun and measuring how high he jumped when he finally figured out how to pull the trigger.

Statistics for the Forecast Monkey's predictions through the last market close:
Average success rate: 68%
Total return: +22%
10-day return: +2.3% (Avg: +5.0%)
5-day return: +2.0% (Avg: +3.2%)
1-day return: +0.66% (Avg: +1.06%)

I beg of you not to use this silly forecast in real-life trading. These predictions are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.